Benefits of a fake Christmas tree
For most of the years we have been married, I have tried to convince Jenny to get a fake Christmas tree. Jenny grew up with real Christmas trees all her life and I grew up helping my mom setup the fake tree every year. This year we (including Jenny's parents) convinced her to get a fake tree. After shopping around, the most realistic looking tree ended up being a 12 footer that we found at Costco. They were sold out all over Puget Sound and this tree was the display model. I was a bit concerned because it didn't come in a box, but after taking down the display model, there is no way the tree would fit back into the two boxes. So no boxes ended up not being a big deal.Here are some of the benefits of a fake tree that helped convince Jenny:
- Fixed cost. No more $45+/year for a real tree
- No expenses in disposing of the tree after Christmas
- No need to water the tree every day
- The tree never dries out
- No fire danger
- Pine needles do not fall all over the ground
- Bigger tree
- No tent caterpillar (One year we got up in the morning and there were little caterpillars all over the living room. What fun.)
- The tree can be put up early (around Thanksgiving).
- No bald spots. (I wish I could say that for me. ;)
- Looks just like a real tree. (It has fooled a number of people already.)
- No killing of Christmas trees each year.
- No evergreen smell
- Have to find a place to store it in the "off" season
- Need to spend 1-2 hours taking it out of storage and setting it up and 1-2 hours taking it down and putting it into storage.

1 Comments:
You forgot one negative... the only thing more ridiculous than putting a giant dead tree in your house is imitating it with a giant fake one. Did you get some fake tree smell spray?
-ben < doesn't do indoor forestry modeling
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